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If You’re Going to Leave Twitter…
…you might as well do it by imitating Elongated Muskrat and getting suspended in the most hilarious way possible: And, of course, dril is prophetic:
View ArticleThe ‘Newsweek-ifcation’ of Twitter
I have no idea what will become of Twitter or how I will be using it. Elongated Muskrat’s embrace of noxious conspiracism and bigotry* is making it harder for me to use it; on the other hand, that he...
View ArticleSome Thoughts on the Twitterz (and Other Social Media Sites)
Given the recent Elongated Muskrat bigotries (Lordy, his trans daughter breaking off contact and Grimes dumping him and dating a trans woman has really fucking broken him), I’ve started seriously...
View ArticleMy HAWT TAEK on Elon Musk’s Night of the Long Hair Plugs
Last night, Twitter suspended the accounts of a bunch of reporters, including one for that far-left, über woke media outlet, The Voice of America (what I’m calling The Night of the Long Hair Plugs)....
View ArticleThe Downside of Internet Fragmentation
Noah Smith has an interesting piece about the (possible, ongoing) demise of Twitter and how social media is becoming more fragmented (boldface mine): From Twitter, however, there seemed to be no exit....
View ArticleElongated Muskrat, I Want Smellovision
I’m absolutely fascinated, in a car wreck kind of way, watching Elongated Muskrat repeatedly punch himself in the nuts. Not only is elon stonks go down (aka ‘Tesla share prices are dropping’), but he...
View ArticleWhat the Blue Check Fiasco Tells Us about Elongated Muskrat’s Conspiracism
Arguably, the most important lesson regarding Elongated Muskrat’s forcing of blue checks onto high traffic Twitter accounts is to never pick a fight with dril. But it also tells us something about...
View ArticleIn the Battle for the ‘New Twitter’, I’m Rooting for Injuries
My HAWT TAEK on the Twitter Wars is that I’m rooting for injuries. Because we would all be better off if there wasn’t One Social Media App to Bind Them All. One reason Twitter became so gross (even...
View ArticleSome More Thoughts on ‘Winning Twitter’
Last week, some asshole with a blog wrote: But maybe if there isn’t One Social Media App to Bind Them All, we won’t have to fight for Twitter. What I mean is ‘winning on Twitter’ is (was?) critical...
View ArticleIt’s About Ethics in Footnoting
Wall Street short seller Bill Ackman learned the hard way, after pushing hard for the resignation of former Harvard president Claudine Gay due to plagiarism, that one has to be careful about such...
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